Adam Weinstein

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Reasons I May Have Swiped Left on Your Profile

1. Profile quote: “The only people for me are the mad ones”

2. Profile quote: “Life is too short”

3. Profile quote: “Life is what you make it”

4. Profile quote: “Life is all about what you make of it”

5. Profile quote: “Live life to its fullest”

6. Profile quote: “Live life with no regrets”

7. Profile quote: “No regrets”

8. Photo with horse

9. Photo with dog under 25 lbs

10. Photo with dog over 75 lbs

11. Photo in Halloween costume

12. Photo of you at engagement party and/or shower wearing a tan balloon penis with white balloon ejaculate

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13. Your old wedding photo with your old husband in it

14. Your old wedding photo with your old husband cropped out of it

15. A black and white staged photo of you flexing your six-pack


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